Back in my day we just smacked 'em with soup ladlesposted Oct 15th 2007, 12:20AM
Mood: Inferior
Music: It would be Puddle of Mudd "Psycho" but 93X hates me
Got tagged again (ah, the hazards of existence) and thus am pestering you all with my characters.
Satchan: Was answering the "unusual" question when I realized Chloe's life is way too complicated. XP
Well, people, I'm going to be in New York for the next week or so, so if my post offends, you and your angry mob will never find me! *maniacal laugh*
Here you go:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
- Raven, Poetic Justice League
- Chloe Ellis, Of Magic and Mayhem: A Tale of Two Sisters, The All-Powerful Popularity Goddess, and a Disgruntled Squirrel (also an untitled and as yet unwritten sequel)
- Kirinna Gray-Rabitz ("Rinna"), Modern Witchcraft
How old are you?
Rinna: Almost fourteen.
Chloe: Fifteen.
Raven: Age is irrelevant in a world where all suffer equally.
Height?
Chloe: Five-seven.
Rinna: I hate you. I really hate you.
Raven: All souls have…um…okay, fine, five-two.
Rinna: Ah, vindication.
You got any bad habits?
Chloe: I guess I can get kind of neurotic.
Rinna: I procrastinate, and I lie a lot, and I used to bite my fingernails, but I stoppedâ€"
Raven: I don’t think I have any bad habits. The rest of the world…
Who's your mate/spouse?
Rinna: We’re teenagers! Ew!
Raven: I believe in my last life I was the wife of an especially prominent Satanist.
Rinna: You’re deluded.
Chloe: *abstains. respectfully*
Have any kids?
Raven: They were all demons. My husband and I were so proud.
Rinna: That is so gross. And being a demon is not all that cool.
Chloe: …
Favorite food?
Chloe: Anything that isn’t yogurt!
Rinna: Chocolate.
Raven: Food is an earthly concern.
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Rinna: Can I just answer for Raven? ‘Food is an earthly concern.’
Raven: Um, no. Green tea ice cream.
Chloe: Lately I’ve developed a taste for coffee and vanilla swirl.
Killed anyone?
Raven: What? No!
Chloe: Not yet, thank goodness.
Rinna: Does it count if I know someone who has?
Raven: Do you think you’re getting points for this or something?
Hate anyone?
Rinna: Ha. Let me count the ways.
Raven: I defer to you. My soul is not near so dark.
Rinna: How is it you’re that goth but you act like an ascetic?
Chloe: *is secretly surprised that they know words like defer and ascetic*
Any secrets?
All: *simultaneously burst into laughter*
Love anyone?
Raven: I believe love no longer exists on this world.
Chloe: My parents, my sister, most of my relatives.
Raven: Can I change that? I love my mom, too.
Rinna: Look, I don’t think you guys are getting the question.
TACOS?
Rinna: Why do you sound so eager?
Raven: Tacos!
Chloe: It’s like a code for the insane…
Ever slept in all day?
Rinna: Yeah, and I really wish I did today.
Raven: Always. On weekends and summers, anyway.
Chloe: I’d feel like a vampire if I got up any later than nine.
Favorite show?
Raven: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Chloe: Nova. That’s still on, right?
Rinna: Whoa, I just realized I haven’t watched TV since school started.
Favorite movie?
Rinna: Anything action-y I can make fun of. And anime movies, since my roommate keeps making me watch them.
Chloe: There was a good one awhile back…
Raven: Dracula. Dracula is my idol.
Favorite band?
Chloe: Led Zeppelin.
Raven: Seriously? Me too!
Rinna: I like this local band called Soulsdeath.
Raven: *feels like she’s been thrown a gauntlet*
Eye Color?
Rinna: Brown.
Raven: Purple. Yes, I /know/ not yet, but I am /getting/ color contacts.
Chloe: Blue.
Skin?
Raven: Like it’s never seen sunlight.
Rinna: Stop sounding so proud; it’s creepy.
Chloe: Um…white?
Fat/Average/Slim?
Chloe: Average.
Rinna: Average. Which you aren’t…since you’re bloody /tall/.
Chloe: I’m only five-seven. Average is about five-four and a half for women, which if you factor in a standard deviation of about 2.5…
Rinna: Shut up. You’re tall.
Raven: I’m skinny. Like a corpse.
Rinna: I bet you just can’t wait to be a zombie, can you?
Rain, sunshine?
Raven: Rain!
Rinna: I’ll back you up on that one. Sun is my arch nemesis.
Chloe: *edges away*
Pool, beach?
Chloe: No good experiences with swimming.
Rinna: Pool. All the beaches around my house are such crap.
Camping, staying home?
Rinna and Raven: Staying home!
Raven: Unless there’s, like, a ritual going on or something.
Chloe: Dad likes camping. It makes sense, really. *twitches* Oh, god. The bears…all those bears… *flashback* Kit, not the tent!!!
Believe in aliens?
Raven: Obviously.
Rinna: May as well. Otherwise they’re going to show up just to bug the heck out of me.
Chloe: Not until I have empirical evidence.
Natural born, or clone?
Raven: I was summoned, actually.
Rinna: Yeah, right. I bet your Mom brought a pink blanket to the hospital just for you.
Raven: … Yeah.
Car or ship?
Rinna: Car.
Raven: Ships have more character.
Chloe: Depends on the driver.
Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Rinna: I’ve been tempted. Does that count?
Raven: No.
Chloe: Not on purpose.
Any unusual things about you?
Raven: I was recruited to fight Evil with other poets on the side of Good. Just try to beat that, guys.
Rinna: I really can’t talk about most of that stuff. How about…I have four siblings?
Chloe: My sister is an elemental sorceress who overreacts to basically everything. A crazy wizard is following me around. Oh, and I have magic, which I didn’t even know until last week. Um, my neighbor runs a black market magic book service…while dressed like the grim reaper. Demons keep attacking me. This group called Satan’s Militia seems to have it in for my family. I think that’s it. No, wait--and our entire refrigerator is filled with yogurt.
Raven: …
Rinna: Can we get a cure for foot-in-mouth disease over here?
How much food/drink do you need a day?
Raven: Three full meals.
Rinna: Yeah, meals are good.
Chloe: Whatever I remember to have is usually good.
Favorite place to be?
Raven: The darkness.
Chloe: My room.
Rinna: Not here.
You know, I'm pretty sure I have constitutional rights against this sort of thing. Also I don't even watch enough people to "tag" them. Guess this means I start going and bugging random peoples who will flame me. ;D
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